What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:56

Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.